You ever feel like you were just someone's living dildo in a relationship?

Folklore states that having pimples means your in love.
I wasn't aware that a hefty love of fried chicken and sweets could bring about acne.
Because that's pretty much it nowadays.

I think that maybe I should've given up alcohol as opposed to tobacco for lent.
Three nights of bar-hopping takes a toll on my funds.
'Cuz I'm too damn generous sober or intoxicated.
Forgot I had to open shop Thursday.
A bit difficult to put on a good "work face" while hungover a bit.

Perhaps I'm over compensating the loss of cigars with alcohol.
Perhaps.
Or I might just be making up for lost ground from all my friends that have given up alcohol for lent.
Be strong.
And let me drink for you.

The main reason I took the extra hours at work yesterday didn't show up.
I also missed out on karaoke morning at the center of the mall.

There really is no main point to today's post.
But if you'd really like me to tie it all together in a central theme, I leave you with this:

Vacuums only suck when you turn them on.
There are sexual undertones and a life lesson to be learned from that.

The Random Quote:
"You made it clear when you said, I just don't love you no more." - Craig David